Too many cunts to count

If you’re easily offended, then this track might not be for you so look away now.

Sometimes, people just get right up your nose, don’t they? Well, someone did and on such occasions I find music very soothing so I wrote this song just to get it out of my system.

And be honest – it’s not very often you come across a song that says ‘cunt’ 45 times is it?

Go on….you know you want to song along!

Cunts who put bombs on planes
Cunts who fly ‘em in to bloody great buildings
Cunts who are simply insane
Cunts whose intelligence has gone down the drain
Cunts in the Commons and Lords
Celebrity cunts and media whores
Lazy cunts saying they’re down on their luck
And cunts on benefits who don’t give a fuck

There’s too many cunts to count
Far too many for the Big Brother house
Loads in the jungle like Ant and Dec
Too many cunts to count

Cunts who think that they can sing
Cunts with heads that you wanna kick in
Cunts who toddle off to church
Cunts on a pedestal sitting on a perch
Cunts who are total dicks
Cunts who’ll never know what makes you tick
Cunts with an axe to grind
Cunts who are lost that you’d rather not find

There’s too many cunts to count
There’s loadsa them about there can be no doubt
How many cunts? Well, we’ll never find out
‘Cos there’s too many cunts to count

Cunts who can’t drive a car
Cunts who can’t tell who the good guys are
Footballing cunts with loadsa dosh
Cunts who snobby and unbearably posh
Cunts who fall about drunk
Cunts who fart in lifts like a skunk
Cunts who keep taking the piss
Cunts you ain’t never gonna miss

Too many cunts to count
There is no doubt that there’s a lot of ‘em about
Why not kill ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out
‘cos there’s too many cunts to count
Footie cunts, Olympic cunts, Pundit cunts and smart arse cunts
Know it all cunts, got it all cunts, superior cunts and song writing cunts
There’s too many cunts to count

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One response to “Too many cunts to count

  1. Love your work, Chas.

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