Conspiracies

There’s a bloke I know who is convinced that the entire world is controlled by a handful of people and that everything that ever happens is just contrived. Basically, it’s all just one great big conspiracy.

So that’s what this song is about and my good friend Dioclese has done me a nice little video to go with it.

We never landed on the moon
Faked it with a toy and green balloon
They paid the trackers at Jodrell Bank
It’s a scheme dreamed up by a crazy Yank
Then there’s that gunshot from the grassy knoll
They set that up to silence the guy
They couldn’t let him blow the whistle
Or have him asking questions like why

It’s a conspiracy
They’re all out to control me
It’s obvious for anyone to see
It’s just a great big conspiracy

Little green men from outer space
Been here for years and they’re ruling the place
Need to wear tin foil on your head
Or they control your mind make your thoughts like lead
They crashed at Roswell it was all hushed up
So the public wouldn’t panic
If you believe in saucers and U F O’s
Then you’re branded as a lunatic

It’s all a conspiracy
They’re out to control me
It’s obvious for anyone to see
It’s just a great big conspiracy

It seems mad
Seems insane
They’re fooling with your brain
They tell you
What they want to
They’re controlling what you do…

The doctors make money by keeping you ill
And the companies pay them to ply you with pills
Conventional medicine is just a load of guff
To stop you finding out about the other stuff
There’s a cure for cancer but they hold it back
So they make more money – Whatcha think of that?
They say take this pill and you’ll be fine
But you could cure yourself with an open mind

It’s a conspiracy
They’re all out to control me
It’s obvious for anyone to see
It’s just a great big conspiracy

Terrorist attacks didn’t really happen
They’re just an excuse to make more weapons
The blood and the gore that you saw on the street
Was Hollywood gelpacks – now wasn’t that neat?
When aeroplanes drop out of the sky
The government did it but don’t ask me why
No kids were killed by that nut at the school
It’s all designed to make you look a fool

It’s a conspiracy
It’s all designed to fool me
It’s a conspiracy
But it won’t work ‘cos I’m as smart as can be
It’s a conspiracy
A great big conspiracy
But it won’t work on me
‘cos I’m nuts!

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